“Rizz is gonna be gone in the next three days. I’m already tired of it.”
I think if they allowed graduates to walk, I would still be at the commencement ceremony.
I can’t believe that three years ago I was writing an article about my then-senior brother “leaving the nest."
“There's nothing scientific about it, so it's just fun to see if the groundhog sees his show or not."
“I spent a lot of time mentoring the people on my team."
“Running around the city made me feel like we were in Home Alone."
“‘Aura’ is a brain-rot way of analyzing how cool you are."
"It's a little daunting to think that's the world we are going into next."
Yes, in a city in a country where the temperatures don’t get below 64 degrees fahrenheit in December, the resort keeps thirty-something Penguins in an enclosure.
“They whip the gelato a lot to make it so big so they are basically selling you air.”
“This feels like I’m on FaceTime with a best friend.”